アルファベット・ゲーム

先週のデイリー･ショーの唯一の不満は「Toss」がなかったことですが、今週はさっそく長いのをやってくれました。

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart 2008/8/4 Toss

これは訳しても意味がないのでそのまんまトランスクリプト

S: A little alphabet game?
J: But you promised we're through with this.
S: Continue.
J: Don't drive me into this, Stephen.
S: Excellent!
J: For God's sakes!
S: God has nothing to do with it!
J: Ha, ha!
S: I'm so glad you have chosen to...
J: Just stop!
S: 'Kay.
J: Look...
S: Maybe you're right, maybe we should stop.
J: Now, Stephen...
S: Obviously, you want to quit.
J: Please! I'm having a great time.
S: Quitter!
J: Really, I want to see this through.
S: Seriously?
J: Totally.
S: Understand. You're stuck with X and Z.
J: Very challenging, I know, but I have an idea.
S: What's your idea?
J: Xylophone?
S: You're making no sense.
J: Zero sense.

これが「アルファベット・ゲーム」なのね。
「シロホン」のところはちょっと苦しいけど…オミゴト！